I'm thinking these two quotes from books aren't quite enough for an article on humor and women's health, but here goes...tamest first. ;) [* used here in place of italics--no italics on Notes]
- From Jodi Picoult's *By Any Other Name:* "One day, the [anthropology] professor had flashed a slide of a bone with twenty-nine tiny incisions on one long side. 'The Lebombo bone was found in a cave in Swaziland in the 1970s and is about forty-three thousand years old. It's made of a baboon fibula. For years, it's been the first calendar attribute to man. But I ask you: what *man* used a twenty-nine day calendar?...History is written by those in power.'"
- From Scott Turow's *Identical*: "I don't want [a man]...Cold feet in bed when you don't need them and a cold dick when you do."
3. No one wants to read blah blah blah boring perimenopause health information that's as dry as the crust in your underwear. The Periprofessional brings the biology of perimenopause to life in a fun and creative way while maintaining integrity.
Howdy! Maggie here, I am a coach and work with ADHDers on their life and health 😊
Name: How to get your SHEET together
Article/Podcast: Tough Titties
Link: https://maggiejon.substack.com/p/tough-titties?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2
Description: honestly, you'll just have to read it 😉
I'm thinking these two quotes from books aren't quite enough for an article on humor and women's health, but here goes...tamest first. ;) [* used here in place of italics--no italics on Notes]
- From Jodi Picoult's *By Any Other Name:* "One day, the [anthropology] professor had flashed a slide of a bone with twenty-nine tiny incisions on one long side. 'The Lebombo bone was found in a cave in Swaziland in the 1970s and is about forty-three thousand years old. It's made of a baboon fibula. For years, it's been the first calendar attribute to man. But I ask you: what *man* used a twenty-nine day calendar?...History is written by those in power.'"
- From Scott Turow's *Identical*: "I don't want [a man]...Cold feet in bed when you don't need them and a cold dick when you do."
Happy Saturday!
Hi! I'm Shelby, a certified perimenopause/menopause educator. I don't write funny health stories; I write funny stories about health.
1. THE PERIPROFESSIONAL
2. https://theperiprofessional.substack.com/
3. No one wants to read blah blah blah boring perimenopause health information that's as dry as the crust in your underwear. The Periprofessional brings the biology of perimenopause to life in a fun and creative way while maintaining integrity.
Dear MS
Note #9 - The Truth About Menopause Marketing
https://dearms.substack.com/p/note-9-the-truth-about-menopause
A funny yet anger-filled rant about the plethora of ads being hurled at menopausal women.
Thanks for mentioning my piece Shelby - much appreciated! I celebrate you for all that you ARE doing with this publication. Thank you! 💛
Daylight Saving day should be called, Jet Lag day. Cause that's what it is, jet lag.
I'm grumpy and not hiding it today. Maybe if I saw daylight here the last 2 days, there might be something to celebrate 🥳
Instead, I'm hiding like the groundhogs til tomorrow.
May the glorious sun shine tomorrow!!